tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2485756193879504861.post4164198805808882869..comments2009-01-01T11:44:16.317-05:00Comments on Sun-Dried Eyes: CelebutardSun-Dried Eyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15960828889241541063noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2485756193879504861.post-63392321423634525532009-01-01T11:44:00.000-05:002009-01-01T11:44:00.000-05:00Um Wow. <br>It's nice to know that in a world ...Um Wow. <BR/>It's nice to know that in a world full of pinheads that worry about their handbags and Lates more than their overdrafts and oh $138,000. of credit card debt they got them selves in; there are still people saying WTF?!?<BR/> A prime Example:<BR/><BR/>The new "Bachelor" , yes this show is still running, in the new season there are 4 elidgeable bachelors and the predictable bunch of bimbos who almost piss their pants trying to get these guys to put a ring on their finger. OR as you so eliquently put it stay till the fourth round and get their own spin off. <BR/>What's the catch? All 4 of these boys are Mama's boys. I'm sure these Pamela Anderson Lookalikes, with like histories, were not told that they would be campaigning for Mommy as well as Mommy's golden child.<BR/>Back to the point. A contest ensues, you know the usual mortifying and insanely degrading kind that us sick Americans enjoy more than WWF. Well, much like in Survivor, the winner gets Immunity. But from what? <BR/> *********Commercial! ********<BR/>No really, they dragged this out over ten commercial breaks! I just TiVo'd it for your ass, it's OK you can thank me later.<BR/>So the losers for this contest, not that they weren't already, get their profile read. Not by the Bachelor but by the Monster, I mean Mother. I'm not talking their interests and the latest book they've read (besides picture books don't count.) She gets the WHOLE scoop! From X-Boyfriends to Home videos (yup....I mentioned Pam Anderson right?) Appearances in Penthouse and any other smutty magazines, Surgeries, and Here's the Kicker DEBT how much they're in the hole. While most girls are around the same age, early to mid 20's, most of them have only one or two skeletons in their closet. Not to say they're not Note worthy skeletons, but compared to some of the others their history suddenly appears attractive. One Bodacious Babe had the winning combination and, of course stood out from the rest. >SHOCK AWWE How do they do that!! Did I mention I hate how petty and predictable TV has become today?< Picture this 25, Fake Double Ds, appeared in Penthouse with no shame of bearing it ALL, had 7 surgeries and none were take her appendix out I assure you, a couple of videos on YouPorn along with countless other great achievements that other 25 year olds only dream of achieving. But the Coup De Gras....... drum roll please............. She is $138,000. in debt!!!!! @ 25!!!! That's more than a down payment on a house!!! That IS the Fucking house!!! Most of this had come from her "procedures", oh and the 2 implant surgeries cause the first ones weren't big enough! Along with the countless thousands of dollars on clothes so she could "fit in" to the reaLAty lifestyle she can't afford nor support. <BR/>In this economic crises it's nice to know that while I may still feel guilty for having $150. in debt it's nothing compared to : A white lion, or a Giambattista Tiepolo painting, a Mercedes Benz or the Diamond Lil Wayne just bought himself. All $138,000. tangible, and yet worthless to generation 70 years ago and today we are completely and utterly fascinated by it all. What happened?<BR/><BR/>~Q~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com